Our 'Trust' school is saving neither planet nor trees

keeps sending us paper so our kids will 'achieve'

The target of targets, they really must get

Is a long way from happiness we must not forget

For Janet and John have come a long way (is A* required to allow them to say)

that the thing they want most is respect and fair play

So 'best out of everyone' sounds a good call

but let's hear from those who may stutter or stall

in the drive to perfection by the stuffing of heads

to see if they're happy and spoke to Ofsted

I rather expect that they kept from the fray

To let the grandmaster have 'face' on the day

Andy Merryfield Teacher/parent Ivy Cottage Blackford