Billie Bear birthdays, new members and diary for week beginning September 6
Hello everyone. Are you all enjoying being back at school? I was not a happy bear when my alarm clock went off at seven o'clock on Tuesday morning, but it was so lovely to see all my friends at school and listen to all the tales they had to tell about their adventures during the summer holidays, that I soon forgot about my early start.
If you are feeling like a grumpy bear about going back to school, these should cheer you up.
Why couldn't the music teacher open his classroom? Because his keys were on the piano.
What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you? Pick them up and roll them back to her.
How do bees get to school? By school buzz.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her class was so bright.
Here are this week's birthdays:
Today, Matthew Hodson, of Wells, is eight, and Connor Clarke, of Glastonbury, is ten.
Tomorrow, Austin Shepherd, of Somerton, will be ten, and Emma Cox, of Shepton Mallet, will be ten.
On Saturday, George Ham, of Cheddar, will be nine, Oscar Taylor, of Upper Coxley, will be 11, and Rosie Linham, of Ashcott, will be ten.
On Sunday, Erin Ramsay, of Wells, will be three.
Monday is the sixth birthday of Ryan Brooks, of Priddy, Chloe Birchenough, of Street, will be seven, Liam Holford, of Draycott, will be ten, and Josh Dyson, of Evercreech, will be ten.
On Tuesday, Lauren Pickersgill, of Street, will be nine, Chloe Childs, of Street, will be seven, and Samuel Loughrey, of Wells, will be eight.
A very happy birthday to all of you from me.
Big bear hugs and kisses from Billie Bear xxx
Every member of my club receives a child's explorer ticket for Cheddar Caves and Gorge.
If you would like me to appear, free, at your birthday party or any children's event, ask a grown-up to e-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org or telephone 01749 832323.